$12 Heavyweight Haircut at Knockouts Haircuts for Men ($25 Value)

Champions Park

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In a Nutshell

  • Featured on NBC's Today
  • Includes shampoo, scalp massage & hot-lather neck shave
  • Complimentary beverages
  • Walk-ins welcome

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Apr 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Like Samson, a man's physical strength is directly proportional to the length of his hair, which is why The Beatles spent most of the 1960s crushing classical marble busts with their bare hands. Trade some strength for a new look with today's Groupon: for $12, you get a heavyweight haircut at Knockouts Haircuts for Men (a $25 value), a guy-centric salon in Champions Village Shopping Center that's been featured on Today.

After a consultation with one of the scissor-handed stylists, your heavyweight haircut will kick off with a relaxing shampoo. As a stylist snips, shaves, and shears, direct your attention toward the many flat-screen TVs showing all the day's top sports and a few of its bottom ones, such as mixed martial horseshoes and the World's Slowest Man tournament. After the follicular wreckage is cleared with a second round of shampoo, a conditioning, and a rinse, your stylist will initiate a man-pampering neck-and-scalp massage before arranging head-strands to your specifications and shellacking them in place. You'll also enjoy a hot-steam towel, hot-lather neck shave, and one name tag identifying you as "Movie Actor Harrison Ford." Cold, frothy tipples and quality service round out the first-rate experience.

The décor of Knockouts mimics that of a boxing ring, but unlike the real thing, patrons look better when they leave. Ensure that your updated look is as blissfully free of cauliflower ear as it is of neckbeardage with today's Groupon to Knockouts.

Reviews

Knockouts Haircuts for Men received a lot of video press. There are not yet many reviews for the Houston locale, but in Massachusetts, four Google Mappers and three Yahoo! Locals give it a perfect five-star average, and three Yelpers give it four stars on average.

  • The services were comprehensive as a one-stop shop. I only tried the haircut this time but would like to try the massage for sure. It's not just the lively atmosphere at the store, the girls were awesome and extremely friendly which made me feel welcome. – Terry, Google Maps
  • After being pampered, getting a good haircut, and a head and hand massage, I would definitely recommend going here. In my opinion, worth it to treat yourself. – Tommy, Yahoo! Local
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    Champions Park

    5403 FM 1960 Rd. W

    Suite C

    Houston, Texas 77069

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