Before the invention of scissors, hair could only be shortened via naturally occurring escalator snags and inevitable bonfire curiosity. Snip strands the newfangled way with today's Groupon: for $12, you get the Heavyweight Cut at Knockouts Haircuts for Men (a $25 value), a guy-centric salon that's been featured on the Today Show. Choose from five locations on 5 Points Boulevard in Arlington, North Burleson Boulevard in Burleson, Western Center Boulevard in Fossil Creek, Quebec Street in Lake Worth, or Adams Drive in Weatherford.

Knockouts Haircuts for Men's decor mimics that of a boxing ring, but—unlike the real thing—guests look fresher when they leave. Complimentary beverages greet the mitts of each client, and flat-screen televisions and quality service round out a first-rate experience. Your heavyweight treatment includes a consultation, before-and-after shampoos, cut, rinse, and styling according to your personal preferences. Each weary head will be treated to a scalp massage and one nametag identifying it as "Movie Actor Harrison Ford."