What You'll Get
Letting your hair grow too long can lead to sentient ponytails intent on choking coworkers, hair-stuck-in-the-elevator accidents, and star-struck onlookers mistaking you for Fabio. Avoid having to sign autographs with today's Groupon: for $10, you'll get The Uppercut (a $27 value) at Knockouts Haircuts for Men, a guy-centric salon that's been featured on the Today Show. You may choose to purchase a Groupon for one of the following Knockouts locations: Virginia Beach Towncenter, or Lynnhaven.
Knockouts' decor mimics that of a boxing ring, but—unlike the real thing—you look better when you leave. Flat-screen televisions, cold and frothy tipples, and quality service round out the first-rate experience. With The Uppercut, you'll get a quick clipper cut, a thorough shampooing, a soothing head massage, a hot-towel treatment, and a nametag identifying you as "Movie Actor Harrison Ford." Attractive, skilled women perform all salon services, and they'll make sure you look dapper and clean to any follicle-judging female.
After your eyes (which are more difficult to alter), your hair is one of the first things women check out. A Knockouts haircut is an easy way to keep the pretty eyes on you without resorting to heels, brooches, bangles, and earrings, which are best saved for the weekend.
New customers only.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 15, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid at location purchased only. New customers only. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.