Like Samson, a man's physical strength is directly proportional to the length of his hair, which is why The Beatles spent most of the 1960s crushing classical marble busts with their bare hands. Trade some strength for a new look with today's Groupon: for $15, you get the Heavyweight haircut at Knockouts Haircuts for Men at Town Center in Virginia Beach (a $32 value).
The scissor-handed stylists at Knockouts Haircuts for Men sculpt melancholy mounds of hair into dashing 'dos while strand hosts chill out with complimentary cold beverages. A relaxing shampoo kicks off the Heavyweight haircut before the hairdresser snips, shaves, and shears to the client's specifications. To distract sentimental men from follicles falling to the ground, flat-screen TVs showcase the day’s top sports and a few of its bottom ones, such as the World’s Slowest Man tournament. Once noggin wreckage has been cleared with a second round of shampoo and conditioner, customers receive a neck-and-scalp massage; one of Knockouts' talented team members delivers gentle but firm-pressured kneads to improve circulation and dissolve stress as swiftly as water does powdered Gatorade.