Besides enhancing smiles, white teeth can also be used as highly effective lures on nighttime fishing expeditions. Flash a gleaming grin with today's Groupon: for $179, you get a Zoom! teeth-whitening treatment at Knolls Dental Group in Long Beach (a $475 value).
Zoom! teeth whitening harnesses light-activated whitening technology that gently infiltrates tooth enamel, eradicates stains, and restores dental luster. A member of Knolls Dental's friendly, knowledgeable staff applies a mouthpiece that leaves teeth exposed for Zoom!'s proprietary whitening gel, but protects lips and gums from irritation and teeth's blindingly beautiful metamorphosis. Once scrupulously varnished, chompers bask in a special light, which hastens the gel's transition from powerless goo into scrubbing tooth-sprucer. Aided by the light, the gel enters tooth enamel and whitewashes deep-set stains left by wanton coffee guzzling, soda swilling, and inkwell gargling. The entire process can be completed in one 90-minute session (no separate consultation necessary), and brightens teeth an average of eight shade-erasing shades.