In the Old West, cowboys would often stop by the town salon for a glass of whiskey, a game of poker, and a cleansing exfoliation. Saddle up for shaping up with today's Groupon: for $69, you get a complete spa package from Koeberle's Day Spa in Parker. The head-to-toe team of treatments includes a 45-minute body wrap ($35), seasonal 30-minute facial ($65), spa manicure ($28), and spa pedicure ($45), a $173 total value.

Whittle waists with the burrito-esque wrap, a 45-minute toning, firming, and detox corpus cocoon designed to morph a single contoured area of skin into lush, smoothed luster. Attention shifts northward during the half-hour seasonal facial, which repairs, revitalizes, and tones. Like the oceanic tides on Mars, the ingredients of the seasonal facial shift with the quarters of the calendar year. The subsequent spa manicure and spa pedicure tend to untamed talons with a bubbly soak, paraffin dip, moisturizing massage, and nail and cuticle care.

Shy of warping to a new world via rabbit-hole portal, few outlets offer as much transformative power as a day encased in the womby, warm environment of a day spa. Sip hot tea and spend time bobbing in a state of non-stop feng shui. Call ahead to schedule an appointment.

Reviews

Three SpaFinders give Koeberle's Day Spa a rating of five thumbs up, as do three DexKnows users:

• If you are there for an hour or for the day you will leave feeling appreciated and beautiful! – Becky, DexKnows
• I found the spa very relaxing and the decor was very soothing. My massage was not only very relaxing but also therapeutic. The facial left my skin looking refreshed and my hands and feet felt so much better after the manicure and pedicure. – 80104, SpaFinder