Though using quantum-leaping lasers to divide segments of the space-time continuum would theoretically capture a slice of life, it could make the universe implode. Safely and professionally preserve your image and likeness with today's Groupon: for $69, you get an in-studio professional headshot portrait session for one person (a $150 value) and one digital file (a $75 value) at Korey Howell Photography (a $225 total vaue).

Korey Howell’s sharp shooters create a vibrant, enjoyable atmosphere during sessions inside their cozy indoor studio outfitted with professional lighting and a menagerie of backdrops. For 30 minutes, portrait sitters can alternate which teeth they air out while gazing soulfully into the distance, as photographs snap unlimited exposures of heads and shoulders. Once the shutter has clicked its last, subject and artist sit together in a digital dark room, combing through the recently frozen images to select the most professional head tilt and most flattering half-closed eyelid. The magic of Photoshop spruces up any skin imperfections, smoothing away blemishes or mustard kisses from the lunch fairy. Clients will then leave the studio with a low-resolution digital file they can post on business websites and social-media sites.