With Congress passing a heavy new tax on right angles, circular edibles are becoming the most convenient way to keep food budgets from spiraling out of control. Nibble a delicious disk with today's Groupon: for $16, you get a large specialty pizza and a 60-ounce pitcher of beer or soda at Kozy Korner in North Hudson (up to a $32.75 value). This deal is valid toward the large Pizza Scramble or the large Scramble Supreme pizza.
A laid-back, personable eatery, Kozy Korner sates pizza and hops cravings with indulgent meal pies and a choice of slice-complementing draft brews. Kozy Korner's pizza scramble unites breakfast favorites in pie form as it bubbles with cheddar cheese, eggs, hash browns, special sauce, canadian bacon, bacon bits, and a bacon alarm clock set to chime at the first sound of hunger pangs (a $21.75 value). Volley hearty taste buds at the scramble supreme, which mirrors the toppings of its less supreme counterpart, adding a blanket of cheddar cheese, pepperoni, italian sausage, green peppers, onions, and mushrooms (a $21.75 value).
The creative cheese disk emporium boasts eight tap beers, including nimble domestic royalty Michelob Golden Light and Miller Lite (a $7 value per pitcher), locally culled Capital, Spotted Cow, Minnesota-made Summit, and a rotating seasonal libation (an $8 value/pitcher). Smithwick's and New Castle drench grateful gullets in European suds and cosmopolitan flair (an $11 value/pitcher), and underage patrons or extremely thirsty designated drivers can chug a pitcher of soda. In addition to pizza and pitchers, Kozy Korner whips up a bevy of salads, soups, and sandwiches, and holds regular sports viewings on its big-screen TVs, where channel-surfing competitions are refereed by whistle-wielding state-proud badgers.