Prior to dentists, humans were forced to shine their own teeth with fleets of flea-driven miniature zambonis. Leave outdated oral procedures in the past with today's Groupon: for $69, you get Colgate teeth-whitening over two 15-minute treatments at Krause Dental in Sarasota (a $500 value).
Dr. Kevin Krause and his friendly staff polish mouthstones into blindingly beautiful smiles in a bright, homey environment. Teeth undergo constant abuse from cola, coffee, and aging, among other chromatic perpetrators, eventually dulling the enamel and leading to darker smiles and less sparkly biting. Colgate whitening's intense blanching gel escorts pearly whites back to the lighter side of the spectrum without the addition of UV rays. With two 15-minute sessions, the Colgate toothpolish breaks up stains and lightens the surface of each chomper.
After treatment, guests receive a fluoride-infused posttreatment gel as well as a solution for touch-ups to encourage continued at-home annihilation of evidence of wine sipping and ink gargling. In addition to "oohing" and "aahing" at Dr. Krause's impressive resumé, Groupon holders can take comfort in Krause's modern office, filled with cheery plants, eye-catching contemporary art, and oodles of technology, such as diverting flat-screen televisions.
7208 Beneva Rd. S
Sarasota, Florida 34238