Astronaut cooks have made numerous attempts to wrangle hamburgers into space-ready meals, from dehydrated-pickle disks to vacuum-sealed burger bottles. Enjoy what our starry-eyed bretheren never can with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of American fare, sodas, and milkshakes at Krazy Jake's, in Wilbraham.

The culinary wizards at Krazy Jake's anoint bare plates and vacant stomachs with classic American dishes comprised of fresh meats, seafood, and produce. Much of the fare is prepared on-site, with many of the soups and sauces originating from signature in-house recipes. Oil rusty jaw hinges with starters such as the hand-battered and deep-fried lobster tail ($9.99) or the clam fritters with homemade tartar sauce ($7.25/dozen). A hefty burger menu fulfills lifelong dreams of one day being strong enough to singlehandedly hoist a cow onto a ciabatta bun and features an ever-changing burger of the month. Try the Shaq Burger #36, which crowns an 8-ounce Angus-beef patty with corned beef, swiss cheese, sauerkraut, and thousand-island dressing, and sits it between pieces of toasted rye, befuddling the world's leading reubenologists ($8.59).

A noodle-centric dish, such as the steak, onion, and mushroom pasta bowl, strategically places grilled steak, onions, and sautéed mushrooms on a bed of cavatappi pasta for comfort-food sneak attacks. Seafood specialties, such as the baked stuffed lobster (market price) with house-made seafood stuffing, grant diners the privilege of tasting all the flavors of the ocean without the hassle of stealing Jacques Cousteau's lunch box. Wash down a mighty meal with an endless shower of house-flavored sodas ($2.59).