What You'll Get
Poetry would be composed entirely of haikus and sonnets dedicated to cakes and pastries if poets didn't devour their idyllic subjects before having a chance to write. Today's Groupon says what meter and rhythm cannot: for $10, you get $20 worth of bakery goods from Kretchmar's Bakery in Beaver. This Groupon is only valid toward in-store purchases.
With an arsenal of fresh ingredients and rich recipes, Kretchmar's creative chefs conjure up spot-hitting sweet treats and oven offerings. Cookie options ($0.44–$0.47 each) include soft butter cookies with sprinkles, powdered-sugar butterballs, classic chocolate-chip bites, and drop cookies. Contemplate the cyclical circle of life with a doughnut ($0.69–$0.84 each), or scale a stack of sky-high scones ($0.58–$1.77 each) to climb beyond city limits and escape rampaging city councilors. Kretchmar's torte cakes have won the hearts of Beaver's bakery buffs. Sample the sweet splendor with the tres leches torte ($16.70), containing three different milks, and the toasted-almond torte ($15.40), the bakery's most popular torte.
Kretchmar's also offers breads, breakfast pastries, and pies. Ditch an alligator-skin apron, return sopping-wet boots to the warmth of the oven, and leave the baking to Kretchmar's Bakery's experienced staff of spatula soldiers and egg-beating bandits.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 29, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 5 per person. Limit 1 per 24 hour period. Must use in single visit. No cash or credit back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.