According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's Groupon: for $5, you get a gold-package car wash at Kuhnsville Car Wash in Allentown (up to a $12 value). Customers can also upgrade their wash with additional services by paying the difference.
Raised and nurtured by John and Carol Kuhns before passing into the wax-wielding hands of their son, Kuhnsville Car Wash and its crew diligently cleanse ragged roadcraft with eco-friendly products. The gold package treats crusty coaches to a thorough exterior wash using Kuhnsville's specially-crafted detergent and shiny coat of wax to ward off wayward weather and incontinent pigeons. After an undercarriage flush and rust inhibitor, cars are gently towel dried.