If humans are mostly made of water, and fish traditionally inhabit water, fish should naturally occur in the human body. Fix this gap in nature’s logic with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of traditional Japanese fare and drinks at Kuma Sushi, located in the Bear Mountain Golf Resort.

Kuma Sushi rolls up inspired makis and more with the use of traditional techniques passed down through generations. Hunger pangs curl up around specialties such as the Kuma Roll ($12), in which salmon, tuna, eel, prawns, and more form a deliciously cuddly group hug, or the Bear Mountain Roll ($12), which pairs albacore tuna with sinus-clearing wasabi mayonnaise. Sashimi and tempura options bedeck plates with edible masterpieces, as do cooked options for stomachs celebrating Global Prometheus Awareness Day. Pair chicken teriyaki ($14) with an order of pork gyoza dumplings ($11) for a multi-course heated extravaganza. The sushi bar seats 60, making it a spacious setting for a romantic dinner or a fitting venue for a seaweed-aficionado convention.