Knowledge is power, which is why all pharaohs had large heads and why all future cars will run on shredded up Encyclopedia Britannicas. Get schooled with today's Groupon: for $99, you get one month of professional academic assistance in math or reading (a $135 value), including registration fees (a $50 value) and study materials (a $30 value), at Kumon Fairfield and Kumon Steeplechase. Choose between locations in Houston and Cypress.
With programs in 46 countries and an experienced staff, Kumon helps children become master mathematicians and page-obliterating readers. During the one-month academic program, students receive an individualized lesson plan, custom-built according to their abilities, learning pace, and fluency in dolphin. As the month progresses, the program is further honed to fit kids' burgeoning brainpower, and many Kumon students eventually reach levels three years or more above their own grade through long-term study. A smattering of study materials marinates the minds of mini-Einsteins as they train their brains on conquering college-level reading, mastering Calculus 2, or working out equations to prove the Earth is actually shaped like a thumbs-up.
Note that a free placement test and a parent orientation must be attended before enrollment, with details here.