“Get in shape” hovers near the top of many New Year’s resolution lists, right next to “deal with raccoon infestation” and “figure out how raccoons get trapped in the TV.” Stop watching so many TV shows starring raccoons with today’s Groupon to La Belle Femme Health Spa in Owasso. Choose from the following options:
- For $89, you get one body-contouring cellulite treatment (a $185 value).
- For $148, you get two body-contouring cellulite treatments (a $370 value).
- For $199, you get three body-contouring cellulite treatments (a $555 value).<p>
La Belle Femme Health Spa evicts excess fluid and cellulite deposits using the sophisticated Biogenie body-contouring system. During each 75-minute session, a trained specialist places the patient’s target areas in the scope of the Biogenie device, which harnesses the power of electrical microcurrents to emulsify fat deposits and erase cellular memories of fast-food dinners. A suctioning apparatus guides the transformed fat toward the body’s natural elimination sites, from which the lymphatic system’s sunglasses-wearing bouncers can escort it out of the anatomical nightclub. As unwanted fat vacates the body, it can sweep away stored toxins in the kidneys and liver, and metabolism continues to rev for up to three weeks.