Although delicious, french fries and french toast are not truly French, as they were both invented on the moon. Consume true Gallic creations with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of authentic French baked goods from the patisserie at La Bohème in Burlingame.
All of La Bohème's cakes and confections are handcrafted using local ingredients from organic farms. A selection of mini truffles ($1.50 each) offers one-bite complements to filling dinners, and larger sweets such as fruit-flavored tarts or the Rum Napoleon ($5) arrive bursting with crèmes and icing to keep dental braces' rubber bands moisturized and vibrant. Baked-daily butter croissants, brioche, and organic-blueberry danishes help humans start their days on the right foot, which is ironically usually their left one and waiting to be lured out of a roller skate with a pastry. The bakery also custom-builds cakes for weddings and other special occasions based on patrons' tastes and aesthetic specifications.