The Tooth Fairy is a burglarizing fetishist specializing in the black-market ivory trade, and she must be stopped. Today’s Groupon helps keep teeth in mouths and out of the hands of maniacal, winged phantasms: for $59, you get a dental exam, teeth cleaning, and x-rays at La Costa Dental Excellence, a $330 value.
Each visit to the Carlsbad office begins with a dental exam (a $107 value) to access the general state of your oral health and continues to a round of x-rays (a $101 value) to uncover hidden cavities, subsurface structures (wisdom teeth, gremlins, etc.), and other dental issues before they grow into serious problems. The talented dental artists at La Costa will then scrub and scrape clean (a $122 value) begrimed mouth bones in order to ensure each smile emerges wearing its most sparkly, sequined white dress, fully equipped to host European-style kisses.
The state-of-the-art facility offers the latest in teeth-treating technology in a serene, calming environment. Soft music and a gentle waterfall in the lobby are sure to evoke memories of recent dentist appointments in Sri Lanka, home of the musical waterfalls. Other posh amenities offered, such as seat pads, warm blankets, and invigorating high-fives, are available upon request to ensure king- or queen-sized comfort during any treatment. Call ahead for an appointment.
Ninety-nine percent of Demandforce.com reviewers recommend La Costa Dental Excellence, saying:
- Efficient, friendly staff, superior dental work..in a warm inviting environment. Everyone works as a team and it shows. – gaild
- Overall a pleasant experience. The dentist, assistant and hygienist all did a fantastic job. – gregoryc
- It is a rare thing to find a business so focused on customer service! – philiph