Mammals' ability to grow hair is much envied by other animals, as evidenced by iguanas' reliance on false muttonchops to impress prospective mates. Flaunt evolutionary advantages with today's Groupon: for $39, you get the La Femme Special package of hair treatments, including a cut, a one-process color, a deep treatment, styling, and a scalp massage at La Femme Salon (a $95 value).
La Femme Salon's experienced artistic team cossets clients' craniums with a passel of beautifying treatments during the La Femme Special. After they consult with the guest to design a haircut that suits his or her personal style, head shape, and favorite Mexican wrestling mask, style mavens wield a pair of shimmering scissors to snip head-threads into shape, pausing to administer a tension-banishing scalp massage. Then, a one-process color and a deep treatment retints and beglosses the newly refreshed strands before they're styled into a brand-new 'do. After their treatment is complete, clients perched in lemon-yellow chairs can admire their upgraded look in sleek, black vanity mirrors, or daydream of licking tangy lime flavors from the salon's light green walls.