The donut, like the circle from which it takes its shape, is a metaphor for life; it literally never ends. Eat your way to immortality with today's Groupon: for $4, you get a dozen donuts (an $8.49 value) at LaMar's Donuts. This Groupon is valid at all three of LaMar's Wichita locations.
Selecting a dozen doughy delights from LaMar's menu of more than 75 varieties requires careful consideration and intense soul-searching. Ray's Original Glazed, by tradition, should be included among cake donuts such as pumpkin, devil's food glazed, maple iced with sprinkles, and banana. Otherwise, pit a raised cinnamon-sugar donut's airy sweetness against the density of a chocolate-iced cake donut with M&M's. Whichever flavors you favor, they'll arrive warm, golden, and slightly crisp on the outside with an artful glaze that leaves fingertips sticky enough to do a decent Spider-Man impression on the nearest wall.
In the 50 years since Ray LaMar first figured out the magical incantation that transformed a bunch of high-quality ingredients into a delicious doughy ring in a converted Kansas City gas station, his recipes and franchises have exploded across six states like a gusher of raspberry jelly from an overstuffed Bizmark. Give friends, family, and coworkers something tastier to dunk in their morning coffee other than the usual commemorative basketball with today's Groupon to LaMar's Donuts.