Faces act as gatekeepers for incoming food and outgoing laughter, giving them the power to leave our bodies half-starved or bloated with unreleased giggles. Keep your face happy with today's Groupon to La Mirage Hair, Nail, and Skin Salon in Arlington. Choose between the following options:

• For $65, you get a choice of specialty one-hour facial, including pumpkin spice, champagne and roses, or chocolate decadence (up to a $135 value).
• For $75, you get a facial package (up to a $155 total value). The package includes:
  • Lip or eyebrow waxing (up to a $20 value)
  • Choice of specialty one-hour facial (up to a $135 value)

The skillful staff at La Mirage retouches and revives faces with specialty facials and efficient waxing in a stylish ivory-toned parlor. Three specialty facials last between one hour and an hour and 15 minutes, and use all-natural skincare products, with options including delectable chocolate, bubbly champagne and roses, and pumpkin spice shaken out of the hairbrushes of the Great Pumpkin. Treatments can be calibrated for a hodgepodge of skin types, with normal, dry-skin, and anti-aging formulations available. Alternately, brow-whittling and lip de-staching waxing services hastily remove face hair before the government begins taxing it. La Mirage offers take-home versions of its all-natural products for purchase, which extend skin's spa-given luster.

Though La Mirage Hair, Nail, and Skin Salon sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.