Among the marvels of technology is mankind's ability to tailor its bodies' appearance, launch monkeys into space, and communicate over vast distances with jet-powered carrier pigeons. Send a message of bodily beauty with today's Groupon to La Piel Perfecta in Melrose Park. Choose between the following options:

• For $129, you get six laser hair-removal sessions (up to a $1,100 value).
• For $350, you get 10 Endermologie cellulite-reduction sessions (a $700 value).

La Piel's expert staff enhance natural beauty with a thorough series of noninvasive treatments that utilize advanced technology. Declare hair-free zones with six laser hair-removal sessions, which employ skin-friendly rays and futuristic zapping noises to diminish tufts on the underarms, upper lip, chin, or sideburns. A series of six treatments typically ensures follicular fuzz gets hit in all growth phases, reducing the risk of regrowth and of slain hairs reincarnating as an Addams Family cousin.

Meanwhile, those looking to contour their bodyscapes can opt for La Piel's Endermologie treatments. By utilizing a massage machine with two rollers, aestheticians gently smooth the cellulite-dimpled epidermis, folding fatty cells and breaking up congested lymphatic flow. Afterward, bodily circulation generally improves, aiding in the reduction of cellulite and body measurements for a trimmer physique that can easily fold into a carryon case for cheaper traveling.