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Upgrade the framed family photos that have been hanging from your parents’ photo-ceiling for the past three months. For $49, today's Groupons gets you a professional, on-location photo shoot and six sheets of photos (two sheets of three final selections) from La Piqure Studios (a $225 value). Split the cost with your sibs and surprise your folks with a snapshot depicting you at your most current just in time for the holidays, or use today's deal to document a fall engagement (not valid for weddings).
Schedule your 45- to 60-minute shoot at your home or a unique location (soccer field, basketball court, abandoned shoe factory, etc.) for a personal touch. La Piqure's Javier Herrera, Jr. (a fashion/editorial photographer and senior staff photographer for La Mode Dallas) and Dave Stobbe (a former Associated Press war photographer) will travel to you anywhere within 60 miles of downtown Dallas and downtown Fort Worth. Your package includes online proofing, three final image selections, and two sheets of each selection. Each sheet can hold one 8x10, two 5x7s, four 4x6s, or eight wallets. Get six 8x10s and audition for an upcoming Jim Belushi sitcom, or get six sheets of eight wallets each to send out to friends who carry wallets. Mix and match to create the perfect package for your needs.
There’s always a reason to take professional photographs: a high-school graduation, a pregnancy, or placing in the regional supersectional finals of the region. If you’re not commemorating a major milestone, professional headshots are a must for getting ahead as an actor, author, musician, clown, dancer, comedian, or national talk show host.
Phil Otographer, Photographer
Professional fashion photographer Keith Van Pierre’s first outing as a children’s author has not gone well. His book, Phil Otagrapher, Photographer, attempts to entertain kids, but its obsession with alliteration gets in the way of making any sense. Here’s an excerpt:
Fashion photographer Phil Otographer photographs fifty filthy flighty photographed flight attendants for Fashion First photo fanatic Filene Phillips. Phil’s filtered photos firmly fly Phil’s fancied firm to flout Phil’s photos, but fashion philistine Frieda Felson finishes Phil’s photo’s fortunes.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 23, 2010. Amount paid never expires. 1 per person. May purchase multiple as gifts. Valid only within 60 miles of Dallas or Fort Worth. Not valid for weddings. Enlargement/retouch not included. Valid for 3 final images, with 2 sheets each. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.