Simple laziness has spurred many culinary inventions, including the sandwich, the blender, and the pizza, which was invented as a way to wheel heavy ingredients from place to place. Transport your palate with today’s Groupon to La Prima Grill. Choose between the following options:

• For $16, you get $32 worth of Italian cuisine.<p>
• For $32, you get $64 worth of Italian cuisine.<p>

La Prima Grill’s veteran sauce virtuosos conduct a menu of authentic Italian cuisine harmonized by a chorus of grilled entrees and specialty house platters. To start, trionfo di cozzi cushions uncontrollably clacking teeth with sautéed mussels splashed in Italian white wine and a zesty lemon sauce ($10). Led by sizzling grilled meats, a lineup of classic Italian entrees includes the primavera, succulent hunks of grilled chicken or sautéed shrimp luxuriating in delectable tendrils of fettuccine marinara ($15). Salmone al limone livens up palates with orzo and creamy alfredo sauce ($16), and marinara-spritzed tilapia Italiana ($15) provokes midmeal high-fives from diners who harbor lifelong feuds with fish. Remaining belly real estate is filled with tiramisu ($7) or chocolate cake, which arrives at tables bedazzled in dark mousse and Oreos ($7).