Though coveting thy neighbor's wife or underground sprinkler system is beyond the pale, longing for a mouthful of his cuisine is an understandable desire. Today's Groupon satisfies desires to eat from the table of our nation's neighbor: for $5, you get $10 worth of food and drink at La Taqueria Fresh Mexican Grill, located in Armory Square. La Taqueria specializes in authentic, promptly prepared Mexican fare with a contemporary global twist, offering a menu of quesadillas, burritos, tacos, and more. Sister company Dolce Vita World Bistro serves as the inspiration for the Dolce Vita fusion burrito ($7.50), a comely collision of traditional Mexican and international cuisine that changes each week—past fusions include bombay chicken and portobello-lavender sauce. Herbivorous options such as vegetables or tofu can be substituted to any dish, making embracement of vegetarianism significantly easier than chucking Meat Loaf CDs off a bridge.