If comic books have taught us anything, it's that getting zapped with mysterious rays always gives you crime-fighting abilities—in this case, superhuman smoothness. Let your skin fulfill its dream of pummeling two-bit hoodlums with today’s Groupon for LaVie Executive Health Centre on Legget Drive. A sanctuary of health and wellness, LaVie focuses on prevention and taking proactive steps toward a healthier life with cutting-edge diagnostic tools and healthcare resources. The Laser Genesis facial is a non-ablative photo rejuvenation procedure scientifically proven to produce new collagen. In addition to burgeoning collagen, the treatment fosters a reduction in fine lines and wrinkles, shrinks pores, and erases erythema. This quick procedure is effective on all skin types and can be performed during a lunch break or made-for-TV movie any month of the year. No gel or anesthesia is required, so operating industrial tractors does not have to wait until another day.
Improvements can be seen after one treatment; multiple treatments may be required to achieve desired result.
LaVie Executive Health Centre was featured on media outlets such as CTV, CBC Radio, and the Ottawa Citizen.
La Vie Health Centre
The medical professionals at La Vie Health Centre dedicate themselves to proactive health care— they thoroughly investigate each patient’s past and present health in order to predict and prevent future maladies, such as cancer or heart disease. They firmly believe, along with the American Heart Association and American Cancer Society, that early detection is key, and their slate of services reflects this. The staff works one-on-one with each patient that enters the facility, performing comprehensive screenings and testings and then helping them to modify their lifestyles and habits in order to dodge potential health risks, such as onrushing asteroids.
One-day comprehensive wellness assessments last approximately five hours and detect irregularities through ECGS, stress tests, blood work, and fitness and nutritional analyses. Oftentimes, these appointments lead to year-round wellness programs, which include quarterly visits to the physician and dietician, ongoing care, and access to medical advice by telephone, email, or astral projection 24 hours a day. The staff further encourage holistic wellness with the Be Healthy Program, a getaway package that sends travellers to the Brookstreet Hotel, where they receive facials, personal training sessions, and meals for two. A smattering of cosmetic treatments, such as Botox and Laser Genesis skin therapy, match outward appearances to newly refreshed interiors.
The Centre’s commitment to preventative medicine is also apparent in its My Life is in My Hand program— a USB card that holds patients’ past and present medical history, ensuring that they’re never without any crucial information about their constitution. The team respects patients’ time as much as their health, promising short waiting times, offering online bookings and cancellations, and sending everyone home in complimentary hovercrafts.