What You'll Get
Like the three branches of the government, bodies, minds, and souls often find themselves in contentious disagreements over how much wine is too much wine in a voting booth. Reconcile triune tribunals with this Groupon.
Choose from Three Options
- $99 for a food-allergy test with consultation (up to a $249 value)
- $99 for a regional-inhalants allergy test with consultation (up to a $249 value)
- $180 for a food-and-regional-inhalants allergy test with consultation (up to a $498 value)<p>
A quick blood draw tests for allergies to 46 food groups, such as seafood, grains, and produce, or 45 regional sneeze inciters, including grasses, weeds, and trees. Like a lunch date with the president, tests do not require formal appointments, though patients should call ahead before their visits.<p>
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.<p>
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 24, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Additional $20 charge for medical waste disposal may apply. Important patient disclosure. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
The board-certified doctors, dieticians, and medical assistants at Last12Pounds shoo away stubborn weight with a signature regimen of tests, diet plans, and injections. After preliminary blood tests and physician consultations scrutinize patients’ health and saucy-merengue heartbeats, dieticians craft customized exercise and meal plans based upon individual tastes and nutritional needs. B12-vitamin elixirs aim to infuse dieters with extra energy, and doses of the hormone HCG boast an ability to make the hypothalamus burn stored fat and spur the metabolism. A final assessment and weigh-in rounds out each treatment to let patients admire their progress.