What You'll Get
Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today's Groupon to LaBoo Center for Healing Massage, located in Mentor. Choose between the following options:
- For $22, you get one half-hour therapeutic or relaxation massage (a $45 value).
- For $32, you get a one-hour therapeutic or relaxation massage (a $65 value).
Healing Massage’s massage therapist Angelique LaBoo coaxes stress out of sub-dermal tissue with a variety of relaxifying massage services. Choose between the therapeutic massage, in which LaBoo evicts specific tension knots using a variety of massage modalities and strongly written cease-and-desist letters, and the relaxation massage—a rejuvenating full-body massage that undulates between light and firm pressure. Each of her flowing motions squeezes out built-up toxins, encouraging blood flow and helping to ease muscular miscreants into a sublime state of placidity. Patrons looking to take full advantage of LaBoo’s sinew-soothing services can opt to extend the therapy to 60 minutes, or approximately one short John Coltrane solo.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 14, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Services are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.