People get professional haircuts for the same reason they watch professional wrestling matches—because there's no chance they'll turn out lopsided. Go for the pro treatment with today’s Groupon: for $70, you get a haircut and partial highlight at Laboratory Hair Studio in Morristown (up to a $140 value).
Required to participate in continuing-education programs to keep up with emerging trends, the stylists at Laboratory Hair Studio keep their skills sharp so they can execute mane makeovers using the sophisticated strand-pampering products of Bumble and bumble. During the haircut (a $35 value for men, a $55 value for women), stylists work with clients to sculpt designs that suit their styles, personalities, and statistical likelihoods of getting caught among a gaggle of grabby-handed badgers. A custom partial highlight (an $85 value) uses L'Oreal's lush line of colors to help lighten and brighten drab and dreary ’dos.