A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad-science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $129, you get a Zoom2! whitening treatment (a $499 value) at Lackner Woods Family Dentistry on Fairway Drive.
In less than an hour, the teeth-tuning team at Lackner Woods gets clients grinning with smiles that can beam an average of eight shades whiter. Boasting safe results proven by university trials and dentistry journals, the Zoom2! Treatment employs a pH-balanced hydrogen peroxide gel that, when activated by the sodium-free, short-arc Zoom! Advanced Power Lamp, evicts slumming stains and derelict discoloration from teeth with the no-nonsense strength of a landlord who used to be a Rottweiler. After three consecutive 15-minute treatments, clients leave the office with a smile that, if maintained by proper care, will glisten for years. Whether cigarettes have blinded your eyeteeth, wine stains have silenced the bark of your canines, or you've been repeatedly fooled by the uncanny resemblance of toothpaste to pulverized coal, today's deal for a Zoom2! Treatment can help to quickly remedy the cosmetic effects of dental neglect.
Ten Google Mappers give Lackner Woods Dentistry a perfect five-star rating:
- The staff at Lackner Woods Family Dentistry are really great and the dentist is the perfect combination of personable and professional. I'd recommend him without reservation. – Google Mappers reviewer on May 6, 2010
- The experience was far better than I expected - especially since I'm always nervous going to the dentist. A nervous experience turned into a good experience. – Google Mappers reviewer on June 12, 2010