What You'll Get
Though a watched pot of water will eventually boil, a watched vacuum will never autonomously clean up a savaged piñata. Leave the cleaning to the pros with today's Groupon: for $55, you get a basic house-cleaning package, lasting 1–2 hours, for up to 2,000 square feet from The Lady Brigade Cleaning (up to a $139 value). Service is only valid within a 20-mile radius of the 45342 zip code.
The Lady Brigade Cleaning's licensed and bonded home bathers spend 1–2 hours uprooting stubborn grime and cultivating orderly domiciles. Dusted mantels, shelves, and decorations gleam behind newly crystalline interior windows and vacuums slurp up debris and convince homesteading cats that the apocalypse is here. After the thorough home de-griming, porcelain tubs, sinks & tile resemble fine china, kitchen appliances glow, and utensils are neatly placed back in their homes. The thorough scrubbers even go so far as to make beds, rinse waste cans, and buff hazy glass doors so homeowners can escape the idea that their backyard exists in a perpetual dream sequence.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 14, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required or $25 fee may apply. Not valid for exterior windows. Additional $25 fee per cleaning woman for heavy cleaning. Valid only within 20mi of 45342. Valid for homes no larger than 2,000 square feet. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About The Lady Brigade Cleaning
The Lady Brigade Cleaning's licensed and bonded home bathers uproot stubborn grime and cultivate orderly domiciles while drawing on more than 25 years of combined cleaning experience. When the staff isn't performing weekly, biweekly, and one-time cleanings for homes and offices, it tidies up before and after parties or test runs of newly purchased jackhammers. The Lady Brigade also offers discounts for military personnel and senior citizens.