What You'll Get
If weight is the product of mass and gravitational pull, weight loss requires either losing mass or spending centuries shaving the Earth. Opt for the faster strategy with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a health evaluation (an $80 value), a four-week weight-loss program with a prescription appitite suppressant (a $40 value), and four lipotropic injections (an $80 value) at Lake Harbour Medical in Ridgeland (a $200 total value).
The professionals at Lake Harbour Medical help patients reduce food cravings, increase motivation, and boost self-esteem with a combination of consultations and supplements. The weight-loss program begins with a health assessment to record each patient's weight, body-mass index, blood pressure, John Travolta impressions, and medical history. Medical experts then administer an appetite suppressant that can aid shape-changing adventurers in pruning their diets. Additionally, four lipotropic injections administered during 30-minute follow-up visits over four weeks can increase energy and remove excess fat from the liver by means of vitamins and fat-burning supplements. Aided by nutrition and exercise advice, weekly progress checks, and motivational pantoums, participants in Lake Harbour's weight-loss program can lose 13–30 pounds in the first month. Participants who desire to continue the program after the first month, at the regular cost, may lose up to 2 pounds per week.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 15, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Not valid with insurance. Program non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.