What You'll Get
Nearsightedness impairs one’s ability to drive, read, and make the crucial distinction between truth serum and chocolate milk. Guard your secrets with today’s Groupon to Lake Plains Eye Center in Medina. Choose between the following options:
• For $40, you get $125 toward a complete pair of prescription eyeglasses.
• For $50, you get $100 toward a pair of nonprescription sunglasses.
At the Lake Plains Eye Center's optical shop, a knowledgeable optician helps to match faces with flattering frames made from myriad materials and by designers including Liz Claiborne, Anne Klein, Hugo Boss, and Vogue ($89.95–$229.95). Once sight-aiding skeletons are selected, they can be filled with single-vision plastic lenses ($97+), bifocal lenses ($25–$137), progressive lenses ($189+), or pictures of the family ferret. Coatings, such as a solid full tint ($20), are also available to reduce glare and induce envious stares. After frames and lenses are fitted together, they're usually reunited with their soul-nose in two–seven days.
To protect eyes during staring contests with the afternoon sky, Lake Plains also stocks an assortment of stylish nonprescription sunglasses ($59.95–$229.95). The darkened eye dressings sport brand-name tags such as Nine West, Ray-Ban, and Norma Kamali, though most prefer to be called Bob.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Not valid for discontinued brands. Not valid with insurance plans. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.