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What You'll Get
Before being discovered by med spas, lasers were used exclusively for slicing turkeys during space Thanksgiving. Give thanks for lasers with today's Groupon: for $999, you get six Zerona body-slimming treatments at Lake Tapps Family Medicine in Sumner (a $2,200 value).
Zerona, a noninvasive body-contouring procedure, reduces corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches without the negative side effects associated with surgical methods. During each session, a low-level laser floods over the body causing fat cells to become porous and flush their unwanted contents into extracellular space. The adipose tissues merge onto interstitial highways surrounding the cells, where they rubberneck at organs during a naturally detoxifying joyride through the body. During six 40-minute treatments, laser-wielding professionals focus on eliminating fat deposits located in the waist, the hips, and other sections resistant to diet and exercise. Like watching a Ken Burns documentary, the treatment is painless and results in zero downtime.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 28, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Must activate by 6/27/12, treatments expire 2 weeks from activation. Must sign waiver. Under 18 must have guardian consent. Valid only for areas beneath mid-breast to above mid-thigh. Must use treatments on same area. Consultation required; non-candidates will be refunded. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Lake Tapps Family Medicine
No one should be concerned that Lila Day, MD, is resting on her laurels. She earned her undergraduate degree at the University of Washington. She worked on some of the first studies of HIV at the Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research Center, and her research was published in the Journal of Infectious Diseases. She embarked on a medical mission in Africa, and has resided in Mexico, the West Indies, and England. But today, the fruits of her medical globetrotting are ripe for the picking by the citizens of Lake Tapps, where her family practice promotes well-being with a barrage of health services. Alongside full physicals and massage therapy, Dr. Day and her team take particular care of women with gynecological exams and children with pediatric care. They can also help patients shed pounds in time for spandex season with nutrition counseling, Ideal Protein diets, and cold-laser Zerona contouring treatments. Whether one is afflicted with a tummy ache or unshakable stress, Dr. Day is bound to have a remedy and an attendant anecdote from a faraway land.