What You'll Get
Your car relies on you to maintain it regularly and not to gun it across any rivers, even if there are free Thickburgers on the opposite bank. Keep your vehicular promises with today's Groupon: for $15, you get an oil change and a 25-point vehicle inspection at Lakeland Automall (a $39.95 value).
Known primarily as a reputable new and pre-owned dealership, Lakeland Automall moonlights as a full-service vehicular apothecary, offering a range of services to assuage any automotive ailment. Treat a motorized life-mate to a luxurious oil change, where the keen car-coddlers employ OEM-quality filters before quenching thirsty engines with up to 5 delicious quarts of semi-synthetic Motorcraft or Castrol oil. Next, the friendly yet thorough inspectors submit the vehicle to a 25-point inspection to determine any problem areas—and exactly where your ride was on the night of July 28. Should the perambulatory physical lead to any necessary repairs, Lakeland Automall backs its parts and labor work with a 12-month or 12,000-mile guarantee. The service shop also welcomes drive-ups and offers time-crunched car parents a complimentary shuttle to swiftly convey them back to any home, office, or underground LARPing coliseum.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Not valid for diesel engines or fully synthetic engines. Lab-mechanical fee and tax not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.