Although your body is a temple, covering yourself in bits of stained glass and swallowing thousands of candles has yet to be proven an effective beautification method. Shine up your shrine with today's Groupon at Lakewood Weight Loss & Wellness. Choose between the following options:
- For $99, you get a Lap-Band adjustment (a $300 value).
- For $149, you get 50 units of Dysport (a $380 value).
The expert staff of body-beautifiers at Lakewood Weight Loss & Wellness help resculpt clients' bodies with fat-busting and aesthetically enhancing services. Patients who already sport stomach-shrinking Lap-Bands can opt for an adjustment, closing or opening tummies to regulate weight loss more effectively than antique methods such as wearing a corset or training a monkey to bear hug your midsection. Dysport injections quickly banish lines from the face by paralyzing wrinkle-causing muscles. The treatment is effective in alleviating crows'-feet, smile lines, and brows furrowed by years pondering what would happen if you wore moon shoes on the moon.
Treatments take place in a handsome office, putting patients at ease with hardwood floors and earth-toned walls dotted with art.
Dysport may cause serious life-threatening side effects, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Dysport here.