Poetry would be entirely composed of haikus and sonnets dedicated to cakes and pastries if poets didn't devour their idyllic subjects before having a chance to write. Say what meter and rhythm cannot with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of artisan donuts and beverages at LaMar's Donuts.

LaMar's Donuts' pastry crafters tantalize taste buds with more than 75 varieties of gourmet donuts that pair well with warm and cold beverages. Regular hole-in donuts, such as Ray's original glazed and red-velvet cake (flavors vary by location), make for great coffee companions ($0.99 for one; $9.19/dozen), and specialty donuts—such as raspberry-filled bismarks or glazed knots—can double as a plush, edible pillow inside a dollhouse bedroom ($1.89 for one; $19.99/dozen). Warm, plump muffins offer an alternative to spherical comestibles ($2.09 each), pairing nicely with a refreshing bottle of milk ($1.79). Guests can also wash down their morning-time treats with a freshly roasted coffee ($1.79–$2.19) or refreshing fruit smoothie ($3.49+).