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What You'll Get
Having sore muscles, like signing a five-year lease or wearing lead socks, makes it difficult to move. Evict tensely wound tenants with today's Groupon to Lamont Alignment Clinic. Choose between the following options:
- For $29, you get a 60-minute massage and a structural assessment (a $60 value).
- For $39, you get a 90-minute massage and a structural assessment (a $90 value).
Lamont Clinic's certified muscle-taming staff slackens painfully bound tissues with a comprehensive list of localized counter-gravitational treatments. An experienced massage therapist's friction-packed hands select specific treatments designed to uncoil connective tissue that gathers due to overuse, injury, or holiday sales at department stores. From the comfort of heated tables, therapists pinpoint systemic bindings of ischemic tissue that drag clients out of alignment and manipulate the underlying fascia to treat back and neck pain, chronic headaches, and an exhaustive list of other ailments. Structural assessments with each appointment ensure burdensome areas receive the most attention and muscles waiting to gripe about bad weather and traffic are dealt with afterward.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 14, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only; subject to availability. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Services are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.