The Language Factory

Lexington Colony

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In a Nutshell

  • Experienced teachers
  • Learn through songs & games
  • Choose from three languages

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Sep 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per child per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must activate classes by 9/8/11, classes expire 1 month from activation date. Registration required. Must be 4-13. New members only. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

By age 8, John Stuart Mill had learned Latin, Greek, and written a political treatise barring those with no knowledge of Latin or Greek from his tree house. Enliven your child's mind with today's Groupon at The Language Factory in Missouri City. Choose from the following class options:

  • For $62, you get one month of twice-weekly children's group Spanish classes (total of eight classes, a $125 value).
  • For $62, you get one month of twice-weekly children's group French classes (total of eight classes, a $125 value).
  • For $44, you get one month of weekly children's Italian group classes (total of four classes, an $88 value).

The Language Factory's interactive classes and engaging curricula spur the development of language centers in growing minds, giving kids a head start in future communications with continental chums. Language-sponges aged 4–13 can enroll in group classes that quickly immerse them in a thick bouillabaisse of soupy foreign words and culture. Sage teachers well versed in lingual niceties and child-herding keep classes engaged through song, leading students in stirring renditions of the handful of French songs not about pizza pies. Through language games, tongues will learn the fricatives that they'll need to argue with Parisian cab drivers or Spanish conquistadors.

The Language Factory reminds parents that foreign speech is absorbed more easily if gooey child-brains are introduced to it at a formative stage, before they form a hive-mind with their peers. Consult the schedule to begin planning your child's career in diplomacy.

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    Lexington Colony

    4751 Lexington Blvd.

    Missouri City, Texas 77459

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