Shattering all scientific understanding, it’s been determined that the knee bone’s connected to the thigh bone, the thigh bone’s connected to the hip bone, and they’re all connected to Kevin Bacon. Keep bones straight with today's Groupon: for $49, you get an exam and x-rays (if required), a consultation, and four adjustments at Lark Chiropractic (a $488 value).
Chiropractic doctors Steven and Sharon Lark—the husband-and-wife supergroup behind Lark Chiropractic—work to alleviate back and neck pain with expert spine-aligning techniques. During an initial one-hour consultation, the dedicated doctors assess symptoms and take any necessary x-rays, during which time patients can relax under the penetrative glow of the high-tech cameras or silently pray that they remembered to wash behind their spinal cords. Granite countertops greet patients on their second visit, when results will be reviewed during a follow-up exam and the first adjustment will begin. A series of three additional 10- to 30-minute adjustments over the following appointments will help alleviate any lingering neck creaks, achy backs, or persistent Elvis-inspired hip wiggling. Patients say sitting at a desk for eight hours a day isn't the same after the amiable back benders are through with you: joints fit together, back pain vanishes, and your guilt for ditching your prom date years ago disappears. A session can also help with nerve, muscle, and organ disorders, as well as fight fatigue and depression.
With 45 years of chiropractic experience between them, Drs. Steven and Sharon Lark holistically help patients of all ages overcome aches and illness through spinal adjustments. The husband-and-wife team gleans insight into what ails their patients with thorough examinations, x-rays, and by placing peas beneath mattresses before gently adjusting vertebrae on one of their plush treatment tables.