In preparation for bowling season, bowling balls undergo a rigorous regimen of rolling up hills, studying pyramidal geometry, and using lasers to remove off-season stubble. Get a lane-ready body with today’s Groupon: for $150, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on one area at Laser Aesthetic Center in Hinsdale (up to a $900 value). Valid treatment areas include:
- Upper lip (a $750 value)
- Chin (a $750 value)
- Underarms (a $780 value)
- Basic bikini (a $900 value)
- Male shoulders (a $900 value)
Laser Aesthetic Center is open from 9 a.m.–5 p.m. Monday-Wednesday, 10:30 a.m.–7 p.m. Thursday, and during limited hours on Saturday.
Laser Aesthetic Center’s skilled team of medical professionals and licensed aestheticians banishes unwanted body hair using precision Cutera ProWave or CoolGlide lasers. During fuzz-busting sessions, the meticulous aesthetician employs varied wavelengths of light to accommodate different types of skin and hair. A cooling process keeps skin refreshed by approximating the sensation of bathing in mouthwash. A series of six sessions can oust unwanted stubble and rambling patches of ivy from upper lips, chins, and male shoulders, or smooth sensitive regions such as underarms and bikini lines. The resulting smoothness keeps for longer than the smoothness of a shave, lasting as long as it takes to craft an electric razor out of tinfoil.
While not covered under today’s Groupon, Laser Aesthetic Center now sells post-treatment kits that include such soothers as thermal spring water gel, cicalfate restorative skin cream, travel-size containers of Avene thermal spring water, and sterile facial compresses (about $20 per individual item, $80 per kit).
Laser Aesthetic Center
A board-certified surgeon with decades of experience and his staff administer medical and cosmetic laser therapy in a med spa that also sports injectables and facial peels. The team culls beautifying laser beams to dissolve body hair, firm up slack skin, and convince varicose veins to rearrange themselves into beautiful lines of poetry. By fastidiously replacing equipment and adhering to strict hygiene policies, the staff ensures a constant focus on safety.