What You'll Get
When people come together they can accomplish extraordinary things, and when teeth come together they can camouflage a mother lode of fibrous mozzarella. Remove string cheese obstructions with today's Groupon: for $65, you get a complete exam including x-rays and an initial cleaning at Laser and Cosmetic Dentistry (a $324 value).
Laser and Cosmetic Dentistry's Dr. Max Teja seeks to improve the dental health and future photo ops of patients with complete dental examinations. During your initial cleaning, professional oral interventionists will compassionately persuade bicuspids to give up hoarding habits in exchange for minty treats. Patients will also receive a visual examination, charting, and periodontal probing to assess gum health followed by x-rays and a professional diagnosis, which will determine which cosmetic treatment could help improve your smile. Though not included in today's deal, Laser and Cosmetic Dentistry also offers cosmetic services, including power bleaching to whiten bite bouquets in less than 1.5 hours, veneers to correct chipped, worn down, and discolored teeth, and Invisalign treatments, which coerce teeth to stand in single-file lines without harsh drills or drill sergeants.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 20, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. New clients only. Must pay additional fee for upgrades. Must use in 1 visit. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.