What You'll Get
When people come together they can accomplish extraordinary things, and when teeth come together they can camouflage a mother lode of fibrous mozzarella. Remove string cheese obstructions with today's Groupon: for $109, you get a one-hour, in-house LumiBrite teeth-whitening procedure at Laser & Cosmetic Dentistry (a $495 value).
Laser & Cosmetic Dentistry's Dr. Max Teja seeks to improve patients' dental health and future photo ops with effective, cosmetic LumiBrite teeth-whitening procedure. Once mouths have been thoroughly vetted, trained dental devotees coat gum tusks in a LumiBrite formula, which is galvanized into whitening action by a UV-free Sapphire lighting system. Teeth marinate in the luster-restoring ambrosia for 60 minutes, after which patients can expect their ivory parabolas to be up to 12 shades whiter and up to 20 times less likely to cower behind lips at the sight of a camera. Customers can chart their pearly progress with an included LumiSmile makeover image, which shows organic dentures before and after the procedure.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. New clients only. Upgrades available for additional fee. Must use in 1 visit. No cash value. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.