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Reviewed April 15, 2012
What You'll Get
Losing weight is a challenge almost as difficult as reading an entire dictionary or climbing a tree that’s covered in canola oil. Take an expert approach to tackling the task of slimming down with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $699 for six Zerona body-slimming treatments (a $1,800 value)
- $989 for nine Zerona body-slimming treatments (a $2,700 value)
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 26, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Treatments must be used by same person. May use over multiple visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Laser Body Slimming
Inside the Valley Wellness Center, Laser Body Slimming's licensed practitioners focus their laser gaze on the body's holiday-indulgence holdouts, contouring hips, tummies, and thighs with a noninvasive Zerona laser. Before the first treatment, a brief consultation establishes clients' measurements and their body-shaping goals or desire for a soccer-goal-shaped body. Clients can then lie back and relax as the cool, low-level laser targets and shrinks fat cells, which are then effortlessly eliminated from the body. A lymphatic massage, a niacin supplement, and soothing Total Tea accompany each treatment, helping to flush and reset bodies' lymphatic systems. Although results vary, clients can expect to lose up to 3–9 inches with the manufacturer's recommended six to eight treatments. For more information on Zerona treatments, customers can check out the FAQ page here.