Though its primary purpose is disrupting documentary screenings and exhausting dogs and scamper-happy babies, laser light has also proven useful in the precise removal of human hair. Today's smooth-making Groupon reaps the benefits of America's favorite repurposed supervillain weapon with a sextet of laser hair-removal treatments at Laser Cliniqúe for $199 (an up to $930 value, depending on the area). Usher in permanent baldness for bikini lines, chins, underarms, cheeks, and more; see sidebar for valid areas.
Regardless of what grades you fetched in high-school biology, your own biology is something you still can master. Laser light is a quick, relatively painless, and FDA-approved method for removing unwanted hair. Guided by the certified hands of Dr. P. Alexander Ataii and his professional Laser Cliniqúe staff, a long-pulse, high-energy laser emits a gentle beam of light that passes through the skin and directly targets follicles, effectively treating unwanted hair over the course of a few sessions. Unlike the lasers utilized by popular film hero and 2010 California gubernatorial hopeful Iron Man 2, these friendly beams are easy, comfortable, and treat hair follicles faster than other methods. Treatments take 10 to 45 minutes depending on the size of the area being treated, and Laser Cliniqúe offers weekday and Saturday hours to accommodate busy schedules.
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- I love the inviting and relaxing ambiance of the whole place, and feel like it is my own personal getaway each time I have an appointment. – Mrs. O., Yelp
- The staff has been sweet and attentive each and every time and I had a great experience every time. I never felt rushed and very spa-like. – Carol Soriano, Citysearch
Located in beautiful Coastal San Diego, Laser Cliniqúe is an innovative approach to skin and body care, integrating cosmetic dermatology, medi-spa, and aesthetic therapy in a state-of-the-art facility. Upon stepping inside into this beautification oasis, visitors can easily assume that Laser Clinique is an upscale day spa, but it’s really much more. Headed by Dr. P. Alexander Ataii, an eight-time consecutive winner of the Patients' Choice Award for client care, a staff of aesthetic nurses helps to slow the signs of aging with physician-formulated services that extend to cosmetic injections and cosmetic dermatology. Even classic spa services, such as antioxidant facials, are preceded by computerized complexion analyses that customize treatments to individual needs. The clinic also specializes in laser hair-removal and non-invasive cosmetic surgery.
4765 Carmel Mountain Rd.
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