Although your body is a temple, covering yourself in bits of stained glass and swallowing thousands of candles has yet to be proven an effective beautification method. Shine up your shrine with today's Groupon: for $999, you get a SmartLipo laser-liposuction treatment on your choice of the lower abdomen, upper abdomen, or love handles at Laser Cosmetic Solutions in Seguin (up to a $3,000 value). Physical exam, blood tests, and garments (compression and binder, $100+) are not included.
Since 2005, Dr. Melanie Carreon has performed liposuction, and since June 2007 has performed more than 1,000 SmartLipo laser-liposuction treatments to contour and reshape abdomens, thighs, and love handles. During the treatment, which is performed under local anesthesia, Dr. Carreon uses the SmartLipo MPX 46-watt system to target fat cells with a laser beam that can dissolve the cells on contact and keep molecular-size thieves from stealing cellular diamonds. The dissolved cells then are quietly massaged from the body in the back of a suction security van or tidily expelled as waste, forging stature-sculpting results that may be noticeable within days.
SmartLipo is a minimally invasive procedure that reshapes problem areas and may improve the appearance of slackening skin but will not cure obesity or make dramatic alterations. Accredited by the Accreditation Associations for Ambulatory Health Care, Laser Cosmetic Solutions has met nationally recognized standards for health care and strives to keep patients as safe and comfortable as possible during the procedure. Patients are invited to further pursue their weight-loss goals with a $100 discount on a personal weight-loss program at the Center for Medical Weight Loss.
To receive treatment, patients must produce results of recent physical exam, blood work, and possibly other tests. Patients may opt to forward existing records from their personal physician; an additional fee will apply if tests are performed at Laser Cosmetic Solutions. Call for more information.
1199 E College St.
Seguin, Texas 78155