In addition to probably (and definitively) resolving the argument about your roommate’s boyfriend always sleeping over, lasers also have practical cosmetic applications. Give unwanted follicles their walking papers with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get six laser hair-removal treatments at Laser Cosmetica, up to a $1,745 value depending on your choice of treatment area. Your Groupon is only valid toward zappings of the upper lip, underarm, back of the neck, regular bikini area, fingers and toes, or happy trail. This deal is good at all seven New York locations: five in Manhattan, one in Long Island, and one in Westchester. This Groupon is valid for new clients only.

It generally takes about six laser treatments to completely banish unwelcome hair, which means you can conveniently destroy fierce follicles before they can surface from the abyss to plunder your epidermis. At your first visit, a clinic director will help set up your individual treatment regimen, establishing the frequency and number of visits necessary to achieve desired results. Use this initial consultation to ask pertinent questions or to swap apple-streusel recipes with your lasersmith.

Both men and women can reap the benefits of a few personal laser-light shows. It’s easier and lasts longer than the traditional shaving method, which involves melted butter and a sword. The treatment is FDA-approved, safe for the skin, and fast. By using a keenly calibrated light, follicle bases are specifically targeted, bypassing the beautiful skin lawn above the roots. Crabgrass hairs quickly fall victim to the potent pruning of America’s favorite repurposed supervillain weapon and cat distracter.

Reviews

Jane, Life & Style, and many other publications mentioned Laser Cosmetica. More than 60 Citysearchers give Laser Cosmetica’s West 57th Street location 4.5 stars on average, and other Citysearchers give the Financial District and East 73rd Street locations five-star averages. > * The laser hair removal is a must for anyone who cares enough to shave regularly, or even wax. There’s really no reason to keep doing that. I had a great experience with this company and will surely go back again. – bevlymann, Citysearch > * Not having to spend time and money on waxing is one thing, but not having to even think about hair growth is a remarkable relief. – verowens, Citysearch