Cretaceous-era humans used to camouflage their teeth with sticky, dark raisins to elude the ferocious velociraptor and the enamel-craving Tooth Fairy, which have both since gone extinct. Unveil your teeth’s natural whiteness with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a dental exam and x-rays, plus a set of whitening trays to take home, at Boynton Laser Dental Center in Boynton Beach (a $560 value).

Serving South Florida for more than two decades, Dr. Shiffman leads a roster of chomper champions that executes a full-court press against plaque and tarter with high-quality dental services. During comprehensive exams at Boynton Laser Dental Center, experienced tooth technicians thoroughly survey snuggled up chatterboxes, checking for cavities while asking questions such as, “When was the last time you flossed?” and “Are these your car keys?” (a $60 value). X-rays allow the dentist to delve deeper into potentially sticky tooth scenarios—such as decay and growth abnormalities—and suggest routes for problem prevention and treatment (a $100 value). Freshly examined smiles can maintain wide-grinned wellness post-appointment with the DayWhite take-home whitening kit, featuring trays and bleaching gel that reduces sensitivity, rebuilds enamel, and renders mouthbones colorless as if they saw the ghosts of lost baby teeth (a $400 value).

Recent teeth cleaning is recommended for best whitening results.