Despite their destructive cinematic depictions, most lasers are content with assisting slideshow presentations and translating DVDs for people who don't speak fluent binary. Embrace the altruistic portion of the electromagnetic spectrum with today's Groupon to Laser Dynamics Skin Care Center. Choose between the following options:

• For $29, you get one hair-removal session for the upper lip (a $60 value).
• For $49, you get one hair-removal session for the underarms (a $100 value).
  
  

The certified laser technicians at Laser Dynamics Skin Care zap away unwanted strands under the direction of board-certified dermatologists Dr. Hope and Dr. Clark. Steady hands guide the GentleLase system under arms or over lips, sending pulses past outer skin layers to heat follicles and render them unable to sprout future fringe. Goggles shield eyes from the light, and a Dynamic cooling device keeps epidermises cool with a spray of cryogen. After the one-hour session, aerodynamic bodies may immediately resume work or leisure, as side effects are limited to puffiness, redness, and a faster 50-meter crawl stroke.