As anyone who has accidentally called a boss "mom" knows, being able to tell who's who is vital to the preservation of dignity. Put life into focus with this Groupon.
$1,895 for Conventional LASIK with Keratome for Both Eyes ($4,200 value)
After an initial consultation, clients relax in a reclining chair as a surgeon-piloted laser system modifies cornea shapes in an effort to increase the eye's ability to absorb light. The approximately 10-minute restructuring reduces or eliminates clients' dependence on spectacles and contact lenses, and most patients can return to work within 24–48 hours. Staff members help clients maintain their sharpened sight with up to one year of follow-up visits. Clients also receive an after-surgery care kit that includes artificial tears to reduce redness, sunglasses to negate strain, and a shield to deflect the jealous stares of monocle-wearing coworkers.
Patients can opt to apply their Groupon toward an upgraded service, with costs to be determined during the initial consultation. For more information, please check out Laser Eye Center's frequently asked questions.
Laser Eye Center
Though Laser Eye Center has been around since 1986, its technology is nothing less than modern. Treatment rooms at the five surgery centers boast Allegretto Wave and IntraLase FS Laser systems, developed to reduce near and farsightedness, as well as astigmatisms and blinks stuck mid-morse code. But just as important as the technology are the surgeons, who have completed extensive training to pilot these systems and perform other sight-bolstering treatments. It's these factors that have helped surgeons, both past and present, perform over 200,000 vision-correction procedures.