What You'll Get
For too long, the gentle laser has been forced into a mind-numbing existence of reading an endless number of bar codes and destroying planets. Give laser light a much-deserved career change with today's Groupon at Laser Hair Solutions. Choose between the following options:
• For $79, you get one laser stretch-mark-removal session (a $175 value).
• For $199, you get three laser-stretch-mark-removal sessions (a $525 value).
At Laser Hair Solutions, savvy aestheticians add comfort and confidence to epidermal surfaces with an array of revivifying beauty services. During a laser stretch-mark-removal session, a blemish bounty hunter lathers unsightly skin surfaces with a blend of organic Brazilian nut butter and equally organic therapeutic essential oils designed to stimulate cell growth and prep patients for human bobsled competitions. Lasers then trace the damaged areas and encourage tissue to directly regenerate in stretch-mark zones. Postprocedure side effects mimic those of a sunburn and include red skin, tenderness, temporary blistering, and the purchase of a full-length mirror.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 22, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts for 1 session option. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts for 3 session option. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Florida health care law applies. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.